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HI THERE KATS AND KITTIES
..THIS IS ME
Robbie Greene
The Property Inspector
EXTRAORDINAIRE
"You must have done something pretty great for yourself
or someone else because you're home inspection worries just vanished"

If you just take
one minute
to read the following
you will probably want to try me out
the next time
you need a Home Inspector.
here's why
If
you
compared
the brochures of the top five Home Inspectors
you'd
probably
agree with me that
aside from minor graphic
or presentational differences
the material
is pretty similar
and you'd be right!!!
you'd be right as far as the
services
they offer
okay
however
darling
check this out
if there's not much difference between these guys,
what's the big deal ?
you ask
WHY THE PHK
would you want to even
consider
using this guy
Robbie Greene
you never heard of
...instead of
whoever you've been using?
THIS IS A MORE THAN FAIR QUESTION
BUT FIRST OFF
YOU WOULDN'T BE READING THIS
IF YOU WEREN'T BORED
WITH WHOEVER YOU USED
LAST TIME
SECONDLY-
YOU HAVEN'T SPENT ANY TIME
WITH A GUY PEOPLE CALL
" A LAFF A MINUTE CLOWN"
WHO IS
NOT ONLY A PRO'S PRO
BUT YOU'LL WONDER
WHY THE HELL
HE ISN'T ON TV
INSTEAD OF HANGING
WITH YOU GUYS..RIGHT?
so, are you sitting down?
do you care how much money you make?
now
this
might
sound
like a
dumb question
but it's not
so kindly please do
take a second to peek
at the
few following
testimonials
because they probably
explain
everything you need to hear
"Robbie Greene is reliable, on time, and his work is best quality. His many years as a general contractor has given him the edge...I use Robbie's services exclusively and recommend him enthusiastically!!"
James Weinstock, past Director C.A.R. & S.F.V.B.R.
"Thanks Robbie, for your help last week. My client was very happy with your promptness and your diligence. You are a wonderful addition to The Concierge Service"
Betty Graham ..Coldwell Banker Previews.-.Beverly Hills North
"I am an Independent Film Director: In order for me to retain artistic control over my first film, I had to finance it with everything I had...leaving but a small inheritance with which to buy a little house in the mountains North of L.A. I found the perfect place but the price was more than I had- I tried for it anyway somehow hoping I could get the numbers down. I hired Robbie Greene to do an Inspection. and literally within a few minutes he had found a serious asbestos problem that no one else had noticed. The bottom line is I got the house because he saved me thousands. Robbie Rules!
D. Maxxson....
"Robbie Greene made my life so much easier, he returned all my phone calls immediately, and he was thorough! He made my Home Inspections far less stressful. Thanks Robbie"
Ellen F. Katzman Coldwell Banker Previews.-.Beverly Hills North,,,,,3/26/02
"Robbie I definitely want you there on my next sale! Thanks for doing a great job for my client" .....
Bob Murphy -
Coldwell Banker Previews - Beverly Hills North
Thank you for taking the time to read the above support.
I HAVE BEEN IN THE CONSTRUCTION & REAL ESTATE BUSINESS
FOR OVER
35
YEARS.
I AM BOTH A LICENSED BUILDING CONTRACTOR
AND
AN ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR AS WELL
(CALIFORNIA STATE LICENSE #.271555)
AND
I AM ALSO A LICENSED REAL ESTATE SALESMAN
AS A BUILDING CONTRACTOR
I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN THE
CONSTRUCTION AND DESIGN OF NUMEROUS CUSTOM RESIDENCES
IN BEVERLY HILLS, HOLMBY HILLS, BRENTWOOD, PACIFIC
PALISADES, ETC.
ACTUALLY, I HAVE DONE PROJECTS ALL OVER L.A. COUNTY.
AS A HIGH VOLTAGE ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR I HAVE DESIGNED AND BUILT NUMEROUS RESIDENTIAL AND LANDMARK COMMERCIAL PROJECTS IN HOLLYWOOD INCLUDING RECORDING STUDIOS, TV AND RADIO STATIONS SUCH AS CAPITOL RECORDS, A&M RECORDS, RCA RECORDS, KIIS RADIO, THE SUNSET PLAYBOY BUILDING AND MANY MANY OTHERS
COMPLETE LIST ON REQUEST
SO, WITH THAT SAID
AND IN CONCLUSION, PLEASE ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU
A FEW SIMPLE REASONS
WHY YOU WILL WANT TO CALL
ME
TO DO YOUR HOME INSPECTIONS.
I PROVIDE A CLEAR AND CONCISE BUILDING ANALYSIS REPORT
WHICH I CALL THE 'HOME INSPECTION FACT BOOK'
INCLUDED IN THIS REPORT
IS
.A MESSAGE TO THE BUYER
EXPLAINING THE INSPECTION PROCESS,
.AN AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE BUYER AND MYSELF
AND
..A LIST OF WHAT IS AND WHAT IS NOT INCLUDED
IN THE REPORT
I ALSO INCLUDE
A COMPLETED AND CONCISE PUNCH LIST
ITEMIZING
THE CONDITION OF THE STRUCTURE AND ITS MECHANICAL SYSTEMS,
WITH A CONVENIENT
HOME INSPECTION STANDARDS OF PRACTICE GLOSSARY
WHICH INCLUDES
DEFINITIONS OF TERMS
AND THE SCOPE OF THE WORK TO BE PERFORMED
I ALSO PROVIDE
SOME GENERAL REMARKS
AND
APPROXIMATE PRICE RANGES OF TYPICAL REPAIR
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AND REPLACEMENT ITEMS.
YOU DEFINITELY DON'T WANT BUYERS COMING BACK
SAYING YOU DIDN'T DISCLOSE EVERYTHING.
AND .FINALLY
YOU WILL WANT TO USE ME
NOT JUST BECAUSE
AS A REAL ESTATE SALESMAN I AM TOTALLY SENSITIVE TO YOUR
NEEDS AND THAT I SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE FLUENTLY
NOT JUST BECAUSE
OF MY VAST REAL ESTATE AND CONSTRUCTION EXPERIENCE
NOT JUST BECAUSE
I KNOW THIS TERRITORY LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND
AND I UNDERSTAND THE TEMPERAMENT OF YOUR CLIENTS.
BUT I'VE GOT IT DOWN BIGTIME NOW
BECAUSE
YOU CAN LEAN ON ME
I KNOW YOUR CLIENTS
I'M NEVER LATE
MY PRICES ARE COMPETITIVE
AND FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY
I AM LICENSED, BONDED AND INSURED
SO
YOU ARE
TOTALLY PROTECTED
AND
WE ARE ALWAYS PREPARED FOR ANYTHING
AND LASTLY
AND
PERHAPS
MOST IMPORTANTLY
"I AM A 'HAPPY CAMPER"
..and...
........I
also
play
the.
..
..,in
a
bluegrass
band
...MANDOLIN......
....If you like that kinda thing

THE BOTTOM LINE IS
YOU CAN
HONESTLY
DEPEND ON ME
AS ONE OF THE ELEMENTS
IN
THE EQUATION OF YOUR DEAL
THAT
YOU WILL
NEVER
HAVE
TO
WORRY
ABOUT
CROSS MY HEART

I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU
YOU MAY REACH ME DURING BUSINESS HOURS
OR LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE 24 HOURS A DAY
AT
(310) 578-6885
OR
click silver ball to e-mail me
COLDWELL BANKER AGENTS
MAY BOOK ME DIRECTLY THROUGH
".THE CONCIERGE SERVICE.
(800) 500-4053
CURRENT PRICE LIST (as of 3/03)
1-2 bathrooms, up to 2000 sq.ft. Condos: $.290 .-..Houses: .$400
3-4 bathrooms, up to 2500 sq.ft. ....." ......$ 340..- .......".........$450
4-5 bathrooms, up to 3000 sq.ft........".......$ 400 - ........".........$530
5-6 bathrooms, up to 3500 sq.ft. ......" ......$.460 - ........" ..........$600
6-+ bathrooms, up to 4000 sq.ft. ".....". .....$.520.-.........." ..... ..$670
Fixers, Recently Remodeled or Built: . .+ . $ ..75
2nd Kitchen, Outdoor Jacuzzi or Pool: .+ ..$...75
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I was hired to do an independent inspection on the above
property only to find that there were more than twenty floors
of underground tunnels and me without a clue...

R U EVER COMIN DOWN HERE AGAIN?
EVERY ONE MSSES THE HELL OUT OF YOU
AND I JUST WANTED TO DRIVE BUT
THE WEATHER COULD BE FCHKD
ALAS AND ALACT
WE'LL TRY LATER .
WHEN THEY HAVE A ROCKER ATTACK
WHEN THEY GO INTO A SCHOOL
AND
CUZ THERES NO ONE HERE EXCEPTING YOU
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BE MAN LITTLE HATHA