HI THERE KATS AND KITTIES

..THIS IS ME

Robbie Greene

The Property Inspector

EXTRAORDINAIRE

 

"You must have done something pretty great for yourself

or someone else because you're home inspection worries just vanished"

 

 

 

 If you just take

one minute

to read the following

you will probably want to try me out

the next time

you need a Home Inspector. 

 

here's why

 

If

you

compared

the brochures of the top five Home Inspectors

you'd

probably

agree with me that

aside from minor graphic

or presentational differences

 

the material

is pretty similar

and you'd be right!!!

 

you'd be right as far as the

services

they offer

okay

however

darling

check this out

 

if there's not much difference between these guys,

what's the big deal ?

you ask

WHY THE PHK

would you want to even

consider

using this guy

Robbie Greene

you never heard of

...instead of

whoever you've been using?

 

THIS IS A MORE THAN FAIR QUESTION

 

BUT FIRST OFF

YOU WOULDN'T BE READING THIS

IF YOU WEREN'T BORED

WITH WHOEVER YOU USED

LAST TIME

 

SECONDLY-

YOU HAVEN'T SPENT ANY TIME

WITH A GUY PEOPLE CALL

" A LAFF A MINUTE CLOWN"

WHO IS

NOT ONLY A PRO'S PRO

BUT YOU'LL WONDER

WHY THE HELL

HE ISN'T ON TV

INSTEAD OF HANGING

WITH YOU GUYS..RIGHT?

 

so, are you sitting down?

do you care how much money you make?

 now

this

might

sound

like a

dumb question

but it's not

 

so kindly please do

take a second to peek

at the

few following

testimonials

because they probably

explain

everything you need to hear

 

"Robbie Greene is reliable, on time, and his work is best quality. His many years as a general contractor has given him the edge...I use Robbie's services exclusively and recommend him enthusiastically!!"

James Weinstock, past Director C.A.R. & S.F.V.B.R.

 

"Thanks Robbie, for your help last week. My client was very happy with your promptness and your diligence. You are a wonderful addition to The Concierge Service"

Betty Graham ..Coldwell Banker Previews.-.Beverly Hills North

 

"I am an Independent Film Director: In order for me to retain artistic control over my first film, I had to finance it with everything I had...leaving but a small inheritance with which to buy a little house in the mountains North of L.A. I found the perfect place but the price was more than I had- I tried for it anyway somehow hoping I could get the numbers down. I hired Robbie Greene to do an Inspection. and literally within a few minutes he had found a serious asbestos problem that no one else had noticed. The bottom line is I got the house because he saved me thousands. Robbie Rules!

D. Maxxson....

 

 "Robbie Greene made my life so much easier, he returned all my phone calls immediately, and he was thorough! He made my Home Inspections far less stressful. Thanks Robbie"

Ellen F. Katzman Coldwell Banker Previews.-.Beverly Hills North,,,,,3/26/02

 

"Robbie I definitely want you there on my next sale! Thanks for doing a great job for my client" .....

Bob Murphy - Coldwell Banker Previews - Beverly Hills North

 

Thank you for taking the time to read the above support.

 

 I HAVE BEEN IN THE CONSTRUCTION & REAL ESTATE BUSINESS

FOR OVER

35

YEARS.

 

I AM BOTH A LICENSED BUILDING CONTRACTOR

AND

AN ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR AS WELL

(CALIFORNIA STATE LICENSE #.271555)

AND

I AM ALSO A LICENSED REAL ESTATE SALESMAN

 

AS A BUILDING CONTRACTOR

I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN THE

CONSTRUCTION AND DESIGN OF NUMEROUS CUSTOM RESIDENCES

IN BEVERLY HILLS, HOLMBY HILLS, BRENTWOOD, PACIFIC

PALISADES, ETC.

ACTUALLY, I HAVE DONE PROJECTS ALL OVER L.A. COUNTY.

 

AS A HIGH VOLTAGE ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR I HAVE DESIGNED AND BUILT NUMEROUS RESIDENTIAL AND LANDMARK COMMERCIAL PROJECTS IN HOLLYWOOD INCLUDING RECORDING STUDIOS, TV AND RADIO STATIONS SUCH AS CAPITOL RECORDS, A&M RECORDS, RCA RECORDS, KIIS RADIO, THE SUNSET PLAYBOY BUILDING AND MANY MANY OTHERS

COMPLETE LIST ON REQUEST

 

SO, WITH THAT SAID

AND IN CONCLUSION, PLEASE ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU

A FEW SIMPLE REASONS

WHY YOU WILL WANT TO CALL

ME

TO DO YOUR HOME INSPECTIONS.

 

I PROVIDE A CLEAR AND CONCISE BUILDING ANALYSIS REPORT

WHICH I CALL THE 'HOME INSPECTION FACT BOOK'

INCLUDED IN THIS REPORT

IS

.A MESSAGE TO THE BUYER

EXPLAINING THE INSPECTION PROCESS, 

.AN AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE BUYER AND MYSELF

AND

..A LIST OF WHAT IS AND WHAT IS NOT INCLUDED

IN THE REPORT

 

 I ALSO INCLUDE

 A COMPLETED AND CONCISE PUNCH LIST

ITEMIZING

THE CONDITION OF THE STRUCTURE AND ITS MECHANICAL SYSTEMS,

WITH A CONVENIENT

HOME INSPECTION STANDARDS OF PRACTICE GLOSSARY

WHICH INCLUDES

DEFINITIONS OF TERMS

AND THE SCOPE OF THE WORK TO BE PERFORMED

 

I ALSO PROVIDE

SOME GENERAL REMARKS

AND

APPROXIMATE PRICE RANGES OF TYPICAL REPAIR

AND REPLACEMENT ITEMS.

 

 YOU DEFINITELY DON'T WANT BUYERS COMING BACK

SAYING YOU DIDN'T DISCLOSE EVERYTHING.

 

AND .FINALLY

YOU WILL WANT TO USE ME

NOT JUST BECAUSE

AS A REAL ESTATE SALESMAN I AM TOTALLY SENSITIVE TO YOUR

NEEDS AND THAT I SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE FLUENTLY

 

NOT JUST BECAUSE

OF MY VAST REAL ESTATE AND CONSTRUCTION EXPERIENCE

 

NOT JUST BECAUSE

I KNOW THIS TERRITORY LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND

AND I UNDERSTAND THE TEMPERAMENT OF YOUR CLIENTS.

 BUT I'VE GOT IT DOWN BIGTIME NOW

BECAUSE

YOU CAN LEAN ON ME

I KNOW YOUR CLIENTS

I'M NEVER LATE

MY PRICES ARE COMPETITIVE

AND FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY

I AM LICENSED, BONDED AND INSURED

SO

YOU ARE

TOTALLY PROTECTED

 AND

WE ARE ALWAYS PREPARED FOR ANYTHING

AND LASTLY

AND

PERHAPS

MOST IMPORTANTLY

 

"I AM A 'HAPPY CAMPER"

..and...

........I also play the. ....,in a bluegrass band

...MANDOLIN......

....If you like that kinda thing

 

 

 

THE BOTTOM LINE IS 

YOU CAN

HONESTLY

DEPEND ON ME

AS ONE OF THE ELEMENTS

IN

THE EQUATION OF YOUR DEAL

THAT

YOU WILL

NEVER

HAVE

TO

WORRY

ABOUT

 

CROSS MY HEART

 

 

 I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU  

 

YOU MAY REACH ME DURING BUSINESS HOURS

OR LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE 24 HOURS A DAY

AT

(310) 578-6885

OR

click silver ball to e-mail me

COLDWELL BANKER AGENTS

MAY BOOK ME DIRECTLY THROUGH

".THE CONCIERGE SERVICE.

(800) 500-4053

  

   

 

CURRENT PRICE LIST (as of 3/03)

 

1-2 bathrooms, up to 2000 sq.ft. Condos: $.290 .-..Houses: .$400

 3-4 bathrooms, up to 2500 sq.ft. ....." ......$ 340..- .......".........$450

4-5 bathrooms, up to 3000 sq.ft........".......$ 400 - ........".........$530

5-6 bathrooms, up to 3500 sq.ft. ......" ......$.460 - ........" ..........$600

6-+ bathrooms, up to 4000 sq.ft. ".....". .....$.520.-.........." ..... ..$670

Fixers, Recently Remodeled or Built: . .+ . $ ..75

2nd Kitchen, Outdoor Jacuzzi or Pool: .+ ..$...75

...................

Prices are subject to change without notice owing to the exigencies of the current world political scramblage

 

  

  Please do come back and visit soon

 

CLICK ABOVE COUNTER FOR THE REAL NEWS

 

AND IF YOU BELIEVE ANY OF IT IS TRUE--

FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS THEN CLICK THIS 

 

...YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER

...

 

 

I was hired to do an independent inspection on the above

property only to find that there were more than twenty floors

of underground tunnels and me without a clue...

 

 

R U EVER COMIN DOWN HERE AGAIN?

EVERY ONE MSSES THE HELL OUT OF YOU

AND I JUST WANTED TO DRIVE BUT

THE WEATHER COULD BE FCHKD

 

ALAS AND ALACT

WE'LL TRY LATER .

WHEN THEY HAVE A ROCKER ATTACK

WHEN THEY GO INTO A SCHOOL

AND

CUZ THERES NO ONE HERE EXCEPTING YOU

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BE MAN LITTLE HATHA